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A Letter to Enterprise Rent-A-Car from a Pet Lover

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Dear Enterprise Rent-A-Car, I was unpleasantly surprised to find out when I returned my rental car, that you don’t allow pets in your vehicles. Of course, this was while my dog was in the back seat, awaiting a ride to my car that was in the shop. I was informed kindly by your employee that … Read More.

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Sara #gynovisit: “What’s that?” Me: “That’s birth control. People use that so they don’t accidentally have babies.” Sara: “Where does it go?” Me: “In the vagina.” Sara: “Ewwww. I bet that’s used. Don’t touch it.”

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Sara: “Mama, can you give me some division problems?”   Me: “No, it’s too early for division.”

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RIP “The Peaceful Shit”

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One thing that pregnancy books neglect to tell you when your precious little bun is in the oven is that you will never again be able to take a peaceful shit. It’s not enough that you’re creating life and all the wonder and joy that stems from doing so. It’s not enough that you feel like … Read More.

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“Just because someone says something doesn’t mean it’s true. You should always figure things out for yourself.” ~ Sara the 6yr old